I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE DON’T DO THIS TO ME
I AM EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED YOU BASTARD!
heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals
i cant believe this
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
Why isn’t anyone funding this. It’s 2014, this needed to happen ages ago!
Don’t ever try to tell me this isn’t art. This is fucking art.
At very first I like, didn’t understand what he was doing with the palette knife, and then I was like YOU ARE NOT YOU FUCKING FUCK
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
“You see him get put in a few unfortunate circumstances so I’m hoping by the end of it you really feel quite bad for the kid.”
I WAS APPRECIATING THE JOKE UNTIL THE LAST FUCKING ONE. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR
my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”