do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

(Source: cooldragonboy4000)


pleoros:

Pierre Pellegrini

jaclcfrost:

awesomeartist15:

jaclcfrost:

if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent

Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?

no of course not don’t be ridiculous

i will have huge fairy wings


whoremionegrunger:

i guess this proves you shouldn’t make assumptions about anyone.

(Source: doctopus)

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters)


orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto


(Source: dulect)

lickitungrapunxel:

noddin my head like yeah 

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movin my hips like yeah 

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(Source: guiltybeer)


headdeskben:

MY FAVOURITE POST EVER

(Source: jamietheignorantamerican)