cosmo sex tip: when he pulls out his penis begin singing “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
Infinite List of Favourite Movies | Sky High (2005)
I’ve done all I can do—I’m not wonder woman you know
she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf
But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating
fucking hell I thought this was the Onion
me, to my snacks (via dutchster)
this is my favorite video of all time bar none
I cannot stop laughing.
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
- me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
- me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.